The Muffin Man

Do you know the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
The Mu-fin-man?
I haven't seen the Muffin man.
And I don't know who he is.
But let me tell you Sumthin, man,
The Muffin Man
The Muffin Man.
Is Muffin up my muffins, man.
And he's muffin up my biz.

If that's enough, then muff it, man.
I muffit, not
A muppet, man
A muppet's muffin muffs me, man.
Must admit it too.
For if a muppet muffs my muffins
Muffing muppets isn't muffin
I still have to muff a muffin
No muppet says I do.

The Muppets are a Mafia
A Mafia
A mafia
A muppet muffin mafia
And the Muffin Man's in charge.
So the muffin man's a muppet
Yes, he's a wanton muffin puppet
Or the puppet master, muffit
And the Muffin's still at large.

I huff a puff and muffit, man
It's profit for a muppet
Muffin muffins for a muppet
Is a huffin puffin dream.
So if you have seen teh Muffin Man
The Muffin man
The muffin, can
You tell him that I'm muffin, man
To muff off his pair of jeans?